Saturday, January 03, 2009

Bible proves Obama will be worse than Bush!

Hey Obama fans, guess who disagrees with you? Oh, just this guy named GOD. In fact, the apostle Paul prophesied that Obama would do far more damage than Bush. Look:

And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:
Who through faith subdued kingdoms, wrought righteousness, obtained promises, stopped the mouths of lions,
Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens.

Hebrews 11:32-34


Sure, Bush invaded Iraq, but as this passage clearly warns us, Obama is going to start a conflict with aliens! Right now they are content to flatten our cornfields, burn a cow every now and then, and abduct us for the occasional probing, but the Obama administration is going to do something to incite their full wrath. Even though the language of this passage suggests that we will win the conflict, does anyone really "win" a war with aliens?

The worst thing about this is that Obama is going to start this space war "through faith", which is obviously a mistranslation of whatever the greek word for "hope" or "change we can believe in" is.

3 comments:

Carolina said...

You're too hilarious

Nic said...

And to think that I VOTED for him!

Creativity Escapes Me said...

When America has a war with aliens we always win but then find our biggest cities in ruins.