Monday, January 26, 2009

idea #4

If I were ever going to poison someone, I would poison their grapefruit. Because who would ever suspect a grapefruit of being poisoned?

6 comments:

Ems said...

smart.

Vicki with an "i" said...

So what you're telling me is that one or more of the grapefruits on my kitchen table are poisoned?

becky said...

i am never eating around you again.

Mark said...

I am a little disturbed that you are thinking of poisoning someone

Gatsby said...

Great idea! Because the person eating it would be all "Ak! This tastes like poisen!"

But then you could just say "Yeah, but all grapefruits taste like poisen"

And they would be all "Oh yeah, that's right" and keep on eating it until they died.

T.R. said...

That's right, Gatz!

By the way, did you get that bag of grapefruits that I sent you as a Groundhog Day gift?