and the advice I keep getting from people is to "watch out for swine flu".
Well I hate to rain tamiflu on your global pandemic, but Mexico and the United States are where you have to watch out for swine flu.
The only thing I have to watch out for is sunburn and strained eyeballs from reading too much on the beach.
Also crocodiles, sharks, scorpions, venomous snakes, jaguars, dengue fever, and malaria.
Man, these things creep me out.