Friday, December 11, 2009

Christmas Newsletter 2009

Oh, hello again. Well I guess another year has passed. I am hesitant in writing a Christmas newsletter this year since not much has happened since last time, but I figure this will be easier than attending my ten-year high school reunion this summer. Which I don't think I'll do.
So here we go. One year ago, we were different people. Not really, of course, but I know in my own case there were some things that I have experienced that Past TR had no idea about. Here's just one example: a year ago I had never eaten at Red Lobster. But this year's Christmas letter is not about Red Lobster.
Let me back up a bit. I took a plane out to Reno for Thanksgiving last month. That's where my brother lives with his wife, two young children, a house, quite a few books, some comfortable furniture and a few other things. Not bad for a guy who is only two and half years older than me. He doesn't have his own accordion though.
Thanksgiving was nice. The food was as good as it has ever been and we went for a walk afterwards. The local University's radio station was even kind enough to play Alice's Restaurant without having to ask. It reminded me how I've still been meaning to get around to having my own family someday.
Actually, a lot of my aspirations haven't worked out this year. My several relationships didn't last, I didn't get into graduate school, and I am still working at the same non-benefited job I had more than three years ago. If I only had more initiative, I could probably already be on my second marriage and be working at a completely different dead-end job.
What else is new? I have taken to making sodas. Root beer, lemon lime, cola, grape, cherry, and ginger beer. Most people I give them to don't like them because they taste like yeast. If you want to try one let me know. You will probably hate it.
Wait! I think I know the problem with Christmas newsletters: Since we idealize the past, the current year never seems like it is as good as the other ones. But as I look back on this one I can already feel some of my good memories getting better and my bad ones disappearing entirely.
Here is one of my favorite jokes: A guy walks into a doctor's office wearing a suit and holding a briefcase. Pointing to the briefcase, he says “You gotta help me, Doc. I got this case of diarrhea!”
Sorry. Listen, I have that uneasy feeling again. Its the same one I got before I planned my five-week trip to Europe in 2005, before I quit my job for no good reason in 2007, and before I decided to move to Alaska for five months in 2008. Those have all been good decisions, by the way. So I think another good decision is just around the corner. I can't wait to see what it will be and the anticipation is killing me. It's a lot like waiting for Christmas.


Love,

TR

13 comments:

Billiam said...
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Billiam said...

i'll take a yeasty ginger beer pls. kthxbai!!1!

T.R. said...

Hey mister, if you're going to come around here making demands in Catspeak, you better invite me to your blog!

Billiam said...

well here is my blog here but i haven't made any posts before. instead you can see my shared items here.

allyson elizabeth said...

Given the various other names for diarrhea...that joke was relatively tasteful.

cate said...

Everything is about to go up TR Brooks-style. Yep. I can feel it my bones too:)

ZLB said...

I can't believe there was no mention of you awesome trip to Costa Rica with your fabulous friends or your amazing summer working at the ranch in your Christmas newsletter. Sheesh.

T.R. said...

That's because I knew you would mention it in the comments section.

T.R. said...

also: I made a whole video about that and posted it last May!

(What more do they want?)

eped said...

great post.

and thanks for not mentioning my toenail fungus. also, what's this "two and a half years older" business? I'm 3 years older than you.

T.R. said...

You're three years older than me for 9 months and then only two years older than me for 3 months, you hair splitter.

eped said...

2 months

T.R. said...

2 months, 3 days.